I do NOT have a penis!!
Why, why, why do I get so many spam emails wanting to sell me something to make my *manhood* bigger, longer, thicker, etc.? I do NOT have a penis! I have NO idea what I signed up for that got me on this mailing list, but whatever it was I hope I enjoyed it. Yes, I have a dummy email account that I use for online shopping and such so I rarely check it, but when I do (which I did about 10 minutes ago) it is always full of emails advertising potency products or from girls named *Caprice* who would love to show me their pictures. GRRR!! Further to my frustration, my husband (who obviously DOES have a penis [and wouldn't he be thrilled that I'm discussing this in my blog]) does NOT receive these emails? Why am I the chosen one?
Okay - vent over - back to my regularly scheduled day.
posted by Diana | 5:12 PM
2 Comments:
I get TONS of those too, but my email filters most of them before they get to my inbox. If I log into my email through web access, I can go to the spam mail folder and see them if I really want to. I just checked and there are 75 from just this past week. Yikes! At least once or twice a day, though, one sneaks past the filter. The ones that make it through are ALWAYS ads for Viagra and its compatriates. Hello!
Oh, and the reason the men aren't getting them? The clever and savvy email marketers are wise to the fact that it is the women who make all the decisions. :)
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